When a dude doesn't wash his privates for at least a week or 2 even through working and such and starts to accumulate "cheese" under the skin and a girl goes down on him with a can of hotdog chili.
A dude at the bar asked me if I wanted to come back to his place for a chili cheese dog and winked at me.
by crab92 October 4, 2024

The act of inserting a straw down ones urethra, preferably a male, then proceeding to use it as a funnel to insert crushed chili down the shaft
(in my experience, most funnels are too big, but you can go all out since it’s chili you moron)
(in my experience, most funnels are too big, but you can go all out since it’s chili you moron)
by whipdabatrondidurmom April 19, 2019

by LDi July 4, 2006

by B Random419 April 29, 2022

When you have dick cheese (formally known as smegma) and a girl shits on your dick during anal to make a chili cheese dog.
by My moist is critical October 22, 2024

This is where your SO skipped dinner so you dip you boner in a Cincinnati based chili during foreplay
by OuttaControlJoel October 29, 2019

Chili Cheese Dog is a culinary delight in which person A slathers person B’s wang in molten Cheez Whiz person B then proceeds to stick his cheese covered wang Cheese Dog in person A’s waiting asshole. Person A, having eating a big bowl of Cincinatti Chili the night before, shits all over the cheese covered dong. Person A then enjoys a nice fresh Chili dog. Repeat as necessary.
Al: Hey Wollman, did you hear what Alex made brad for dinner last night?
Wollman: was it his famous Chili Cheese Dog
Wollman: was it his famous Chili Cheese Dog
by Pink sock lollipop January 17, 2020
