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Chelsea

Most annoying girl ever. Will probably brag about how she has scorpio placements and uses that as an excuse to be an absolute bitch. People say she’s chill, but only after people call her out on her bullshit. Will destroy friendships because she doesn’t like someone. Swore she glowed up over the summer but let’s be honest, all she did was starve herself the whole time. She seems loyal tho if you ever decide to date her. Just be prepared for std/pregnancy tests because apparently all she’ll do is fuck you. Part of color guard. Sorta reminds people of that one girl who would literally kill the vibe of a whole thing because she couldn’t take a joke seriously or someone accidentally nudged her. Dates highschool boys in college.
Yeah, I didn’t even know her... I was making a joke to my friend and Chelsea just barged in saying how it was a stupid joke.... who the hell asked?
by marceline de vamp November 8, 2019
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chelsea

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Chelsea hair

A haircut often worn by women in the punk scene. The head is shaved except the bangs. Also a common 'lesbian style' hair cut. They're beautiful!
In the comics Tank Girl, Sub Girl and Tank Girl both have chelsea hair.
by glitterandmagicandrainbows September 29, 2010
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Chelsea, Alabama.

Chelsea is a small suburb of Birmingham, AL. Not many people know about it if they don't go to Harpersville a lot. The only places to hang out are the many fast food establishments, and the Wal-Mart. Nothing besides the Whataburger stays open past ten. PARTY HARD. There is nothing fun to do in Chelsea. You have to drive to Inverness before you ever find anything to do. Every teenage girl in Chelsea High School is pregnant, or has been pregnant before. That school is full of skanks and hoes. Everybody that lives in Chelsea hates it. Everybody that lives away from it thinks it's a nice town. People that live in the town must have gotten their license at Wal-Mart, because they can't drive. Everyone is either a redneck, or a "scene kid". Either way, you want to kill all of them.
Person 1: Hey, what are we doing tonight?
Person 2: Dude, we live in Chelsea, Alabama. We're probably going to hang out at Whataburger.
by CLOVERRRR August 13, 2012
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chelsea grin

a victim has a card e.g a credit card forced inside there mouth, then the attackers punch the victim in the stomach to make there muscles tighten, making the mouth snaller, the card digs into the skin and makes a "grin" at the sides of the victims mouth.
a chelsea grin is performed on greenstreet
by TomJackson404 December 24, 2008
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Chelsea

Chelsea is the definition of a hoe. She goes from girl to girl and from nigga to nigga. She can’t keep a girl for more than a week. She is petty and always starts drama.
Guy: you seen chelsea?
Guy 2: yeah she’s such a hoe
by Chicken tender nugghets June 19, 2019
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Pulling a Chelsea

When you work retail and your coworker tries to steal the customer you have been working with.
Sales Associate 1: I'm so heated right now
Sales Associate 2: What's wrong dude?
Sales Associate 1: I went back to pull product for a customer and I see Jack walk up to my customer . He was pulling a Chelsea!
Sales Associate 2: It's a good thing you stopped him dead in his tracks.
Sales Associate 1: No kidding!
by J_Rod0125 August 6, 2016
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