chapsticked

where a female takes their nipple and rubs it on someones lips in a chapstick motion

then she chapsticked me and then we had to do the do i mean come on

by Mr Davis December 27, 2007

Chauntalei

The name Chauntalei Speaks for it's self: Unique.
Chauntalei's are HELLA funny and outgoing.

They speak their mind and aren't scared of what anyone thinks.
A Chauntalei will beat you butt if she thinks you need it. (Even if you 2 feet taller then her)

Chauntalei's are smart.
Chauntalei's are great listener's (BUUUT If she Chauntalei has her owns problems she wont worry about you)
Chauntalei's are WAY more mature then most people her age.
And if she's having a bad day, she won't try and hide it.
Chauntalei's are GREAT friends and as long as you have her back, she'll have yours.

Why are you being such a Chauntalei?!?!

by MelPel&,ADizzle October 25, 2010

Chapstache

A horrible stubble-based mustache that results when you need to shave but you forget and put on chapstick first, then when you realize that if you shave around your mouth using your new electric razor the blades will gunk up with chapstick and you'll have to spend another $50 on a new razor sooner than you would have, so you end up just shaving everywhere but around your mouth, leaving an ugly stubbly chapstache.

Chad: "Hey, I think you forgot to shave around your..."
Grag: "I know!! I forgot and put on chapstick!"
Chad: "Oh. Well, don't worry; your chapstache looks great! You look just like Ashton Kutcher!"
Grag: "Shut up!!"

by HollowShell September 22, 2011

Caustically observant

To make comments on the different ways people are annoying, disgusting and/or just plain weird.

"Models walking into the Community room. Each one looks hungrier and bitchier than the next. You know how you're not supposed to yell FIRE in a crowded theater? I bet if I yelled CHEESEBURGER it would have the same effect."

Wow how caustically observant.

by Silently Observant November 17, 2012

chastest

1. Morally pure in thought or conduct; decent and modest.

2.
a. Not having experienced sexual intercourse; virginal.
b. Abstaining from unlawful sexual intercourse.
c. Abstaining from all sexual intercourse; celibate.

3. Pure or simple in design or style; austere.

From the name of my patron, indeed, I hope my reader will be convinced, at his very entrance on this work, that he will find in the whole course of it nothing prejudicial to the cause of religion and virtue, nothing inconsistent with the strictest rules of decency, nor which can offend even the chastest eye in the perusal. The History of Tom Jones, a Foundling by Fielding, Henry

by themasterishome December 2, 2013

chastety hat

Synonym for fedora.

"Hey look at all the neat chastety hats, m'lady."

by Deault September 8, 2014

chapstatic

The result of leaving chapstic in a load of clothes you put in the dryer. Your clothes will have a slimy starchy staticy feeling.

Dave will you empty your god damn pockets before you put your clothes in the dryer the whole load is all chapstatic

by Totesmagotes June 19, 2015