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crap’n crash

Noun | : a combination Murphy bed and outhouse. The shittiest of living accommodations.
Guy 1: My friend has some property in Maine. It’s like a cot in the sewer.

Guy2: oh you mean a Crap’n Crash!
by Goonie Goo Goo March 2, 2018
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Twitter Crash

When a famous or influential person tweets a link to a website, causing the site to crash because of the massive flow of internet traffic that insues.

Usually this will only happen to websites that don't recieve a substantial amount of traffic, since their servers aren't ready for hundreds upon thousands of visitors coming to their site.
Why can't I click on this link that this actor just sent out? I guess we must have Twitter crashed the site.

I didn't even know I could Twitter crash my own website! I guess I have a lot of followers!
by The JOJ October 7, 2012
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crash course

when someone abruptly collides with another persons lips.
- a sneak attack
- unexpected
Jack gave me a crash course on Sideburn Rd!
by shartlysultan October 10, 2021
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crash watch

Binge watching but with a lot of fast-forwarding and skipping scenes.
I thought Wandavision would be very exciting but I ended crash watching it.
by faycee March 12, 2021
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crash coma

when someone who has consumed excessive amounts of caffeinated high sugar energy drinks , and then finds themselves falling asleep as a result of the crash , only to wake up 10 - 12 hours later.
dude yesterday he drank 6 cans of monster and went into a crash coma , he only woke up 5 minutes ago , he's been asleep for 13 hours .
by D raper May 15, 2010
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Crash Zoom

An animated adventure comedy web series created by Thomas Ridgewell (who also made asfdmovie), which follows the crazy adventures of Lucy, Ben, and Kate!
"Man, I fucking love Crash Zoom, it' s so fucking funny, it makes me want to merge without looking!"
- Hummer Driver
by RogerADFan98 July 2, 2022
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binder crash

Similar to a hard-drive crash, a binder crash is when five or more papers pop out of the rings of your 3" middle school binder due to the damaged, out-of-line rings. A binder crash can occur on three different levels:
Minor: 5 to 15 papers come out of the rings
Major: 16 to 36 papers come out of the rings
Extreme: 37 to ALL of the papers come out of the rings
In the event of an extreme binder crash, it will take a very long time to get everything back in order and into the rings. At this point you should consider getting a new binder. I personally have had this happen a few times, but never coming past 3/4 of a major crash.
*flop, pwshhh* CRAP, A BINDER CRASH!! JUST WHAT I NEED NOW!!
by ComputerMiceAreMiceToo July 31, 2016
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