chingy

a fag man with no skill wutsoever, he is a piece of shit that can go kill himself.

guy 1: dude you hear that new chingy song?
guy 2: ya balla baby
guy 1: dude its gay
guy 2: ya so is chingy

by will e. c November 4, 2004

Cling

What working stiffs do to their guns and their religion. We know this is true because that limp-wristed liberal stove lid, Barack O'Bama, AKA the Irish Jig, told us so.

That Irish Jig O'Bama says we working stiffs cling to our guns and our religion because we are too stupid and ignorant to be limp-wristed liberals. Actually, we cling to our guns and our religion because we are too smart to be limp-wristed liberals.

I'm not going to that dumb-ass liberal meeting. They won't let me cling to my gun in there.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2008

Clingey

Portmanteau of clingy and cringe

A text message that makes you sick when you read it and is not appropriate to the relationship of the two texters

"Alison just text me 'it was great to see your ugly face last night'"

"omfg she's soo clingey"

by Carolsclinge February 6, 2018

closet clinger

The state, usually long-term, of being a closet homosexual that is beyond the usual level of gay and is too much of a pussy to come out of the closet. This person is usually very angry at the world because he/she has not yet advanced to being able to be a sexual accurate being.

Larry asked his girlfriend for anal sex on such a consistent basis it became clear to her he was a closet clinger.

"Oh for Christ's sake, I wish Jim would just stop closet clinging and stop using my sister as a ploy to come across as heterosexual" (friend repilies) "Fuck yeah, he's always such a moody bitch every time our family gets together I wish he would just stop closet clinging too!"

"Get outta my ass you dirty closet clinger"

by Squeaked Moose October 21, 2011

winter cling

Like a summer fling, except with more apple picking, Netflix, and snuggling. And with lower standards.

Lasts until hints of spring prompt everyone to emerge from hibernation and go their separate ways.

Example A:
"Why's he talking to that biddie?"
"Winter Is Coming. He's looking for a winter cling."

Example B:
"What does she see in that fat ass?"
"She's using him for his HBO and the arm pillow."
"So it's just a winter cling?"
"Yep."
"Damn, I wish she'd winter cling with me."
"You're too fit. His fatness makes her feel better about letting herself go."

by skirtsIssue November 8, 2014

Homework Clinger

When someone asks you for a picture of your homework for a class and you send them the homework. Within the next few days they'll text you continuously for homework from other classes. The end result is this person being a homework clinger, and they're difficult to get rid of. Never send someone homework outside of your friends circle, or beware of the homework clinger.

Jed: I just sent this girl a picture of my homework. Does that mean she likes me?

Rodrigo: No. It just means she's a homework clinger.

by Benqueedo Man October 21, 2016

stage five clinger

over attached guy or girl that constantly needs to be texting, talking, or with someone at all times.... aka kyle blair

so kyle called me for the 12th time today..such a stage five clingerrr

by sara burns January 2, 2009