When one puts on the illusion of having legitimate activities to do when in reality they're just trying to avoid you for some unexplicable reason. Uses such excuses as, "I can't talk now, I gotta study for my 5000954543098534 tests" or "Sorry but I can't chill with you anymore today because I have 4343290^7 appointments to go to." Extremely annoying, not very clever and the only person that these people fool are themselves.
Me: *dials number* Hey baby!
Boyfriend: Hey I gotta run because I have to go clean the house all day! *click*
Me: Damn it, hes artificially busy again, must be with that bitch Shaneese
Boyfriend: Hey I gotta run because I have to go clean the house all day! *click*
Me: Damn it, hes artificially busy again, must be with that bitch Shaneese
by EXPLIZIT October 10, 2005
Get the artificially busymug. Can be used as a faster way to say "all up in your business" but is not recommend in public. Originated from the nosy pepper joke. However this joke is to be used as a last resort or used to stall somebody. Although one can sometimes get away with using this term regularly.
unfunny friend: What do you call a nosy pepper?
wise friend: ...jalapeno business
unfunny friend: ......danggg
hipster guy: do you think Stacy likes me?
hipster guy #2: yea, dude, she was jalapeno business yesterday
hipster guy: ..cant believe you just said that
or
hipster guy: oh alright, cool, thanks
wise friend: ...jalapeno business
unfunny friend: ......danggg
hipster guy: do you think Stacy likes me?
hipster guy #2: yea, dude, she was jalapeno business yesterday
hipster guy: ..cant believe you just said that
or
hipster guy: oh alright, cool, thanks
by DefinitelyNotLawman April 24, 2011
Get the jalapeno businessmug. by azbankr October 22, 2015
Get the busy bottommug. A business outfit that is meant to cause arousal of the males of the office. Usually includes a short skirt and a low cut top.
nerd: wow we need to get a job over there. Have you seen the women, that business whorefessional dress policy is awesome.
other nerd: agreed.
other nerd: agreed.
by Sk8rBoi69 August 30, 2010
Get the business whorefessionalmug. Wife: Did you take out the trash yet?
Husband: No, I've been pseudo-busy.
Wife: Doing What?
Husband: Work and trying to ignore you.
Wife: Oh okay...What was that last part?
Husband: Ohhh nothing, I'll go take out the trash now.
Husband: No, I've been pseudo-busy.
Wife: Doing What?
Husband: Work and trying to ignore you.
Wife: Oh okay...What was that last part?
Husband: Ohhh nothing, I'll go take out the trash now.
by 5|_|93R_1337 June 11, 2010
Get the pseudo-busymug. Those two guys on r/Techno reddit forum kept arguing over whether or not if Scuba is now considered business techno.
Sure I like a few Pig and Dan tracks, but I won't go to the Drumcode Festival because of the sheer overwhelming amount of business techno.
Sure I like a few Pig and Dan tracks, but I won't go to the Drumcode Festival because of the sheer overwhelming amount of business techno.
by Loxxicle December 1, 2020
Get the business technomug. One whos business is to be a clown. This fellow is so zany and/or silly, that it is as if his profession is being a clown, hence the business in business clown
Look at Mike over there, what a business clown!
I-Its not like I like you or anything senpai! B-B-Business clown!
I-Its not like I like you or anything senpai! B-B-Business clown!
by Hack Jarlow August 27, 2020
Get the Business Clownmug.