bullshit artist

1) Someone with a talent for convincing lies
2) Someone who lies/boasts incessantly, usually to comedic effect, intentional or accidental
3) wordsmith

"I swear, tomorrow, I will wear a matador costume"

by El Toro Grande August 4, 2004

Bullshit fondue

The ability to "dip" into a conversation that has no real direction or set topic.

Tony can fit into any group. It doesn't matter what they're talking about. He's definately a master in the art of Bullshit Fondue

by Quazi Evil Zhurdan September 28, 2009

FIFA bullshit

1. When you're playing FIFA and everything is going great, and then the game fucks you over in the last minute so you lose. Examples include:

Bullshit handballs that turn into PKs

FIFA autoswitching you away from a wide open dude in front of the net

Your aerial threat refusing to jump for a header

etc.

2. When real FIFA, meaning the world governing body of soccer/football, not the video game, does something stupid like decide to have Qatar host a world cup.

Yeah, a randomass desert in the Middle East is a much more logical location than the US. Fucking FIFA bullshit

by fudgemybum December 10, 2010

Bullshit headlock

A lengthy conversation that is unwelcome, with a person you’d rather avoid.

I would have been here sooner, but I got caught in a bullshit headlock by (insert person's name here).

by Facher October 9, 2007

Bullshit Babble

When a person makes weird sounds or vocalizations that are supposed to be words, but sounds like random gibberish.

Guy 1:" Hey so... fumsahlbadabblefuga"
Guy 2:" I didn't understand you, that was a bunch of bullshit babble."

by ahogle1 July 31, 2010

Perpetual Bullshit

Attempting to endure an entire match of Big team Splockets on Halo 3.

This game of Splockets is such Perpetual Bullshit, why in Gods

name does it go to 100?

by Bryan&Bryan June 28, 2010

bullshit kid

A person (usually a n00b) that lives in a fantasy bullshit world, makes up lies about his non-existant social life, and he doesn't really notice how stupid & naive he is.

Bullshit Kid: I own a penthouse in Malibu!
You: -.- STFU You fuk1n bullshit kid! You live in your parents' basement.

by Marcel Valdez May 9, 2006