Dumber than a box of rocks

Anyone who needs this definition. I mean, it’s stated in the name. Dumber than a box of rocks refers to people who are cocky, but extremely dumb.

“How many planets in our solar system are there?”
“I think like… 17? Yeah.”
“Holy crap, they’re dumber than a box of rocks!”

by EmoMediocreBoi April 19, 2022

Dirty Box

A box were you may keep the stash of your most sinful treasures. This could be sexual: condoms, lube and naughty polaroids. It could be mind altering: Mary Jane, pipes and papers. These are just examples not a rule. Your box, your secret pleasures.

The box can be of any size that fits your needs but you will get props from your other freaky box owner friends the more intricate your box looks, how much it speaks to who you are, if it lockable and if it can be hidden in plain sight.

Can you get me a strawberry dutch from the dirty box so i can roll this thing up?

by Sugar Heather2 February 10, 2010

drink box

Same as juice box but when consumed by your adult friend.

That guy sure looks like a pussy with that drink box.

by Janice Peterson December 27, 2007

dock box

A term used to describe a local girl who lives in a tropical place that cruises million-dollar yacht Marina docks looking for money, drugs, and immigration opportunities in exchange for sex with the yacht crew.

After the island dock box got all the coke and cash she could from the yacht captain, she moved on the the first mate.

by maddy dog April 5, 2010

DutchHookah Box

The act of hot boxing a car with a hookah while farting the worst possible farts imaginable.

Yo man the other night was gnarly when we DutchHookah Boxed your car.

by ballzzzzzzz December 28, 2010

Safety Deposit Box

The art of fucking a girl in the ass and then shitting in the gaping hole.

she wanted something special for her birthday, so i gave her a safety deposit box.

by Andy Dufraine May 16, 2011

dishpack box

The really tall box that's too heavy to lift when fully loaded. It resembles a box stacked on another, and they expect us to put fragiles in it?!

Person 1: Yo, man, only two boxes left, and one's a dishpack box!
Person 2: Then it'll take both of us to move it, better just unpack it where it is right now.

by Mark on the Wall June 3, 2011