Bonk Choy

The savior of the garden; also known as The Goat and Bonk Jesus

Dumbass: My favorite plant isn't Bonk Choy because I'm dumb and possibly commit war crimes!

by someguyintheinternetig February 4, 2026

Toilet Bonk

A term created by my 4 year old daughter to refer to someone being "poopy" or "mean".

"Daddy, mommy is being a toilet bonk!"

by ToiletBonk420 March 12, 2026

Bonk

Bonk (noun/adj.) — the short version of El Bonkieo

Adj: “That haircut is bonk.”
Noun: “You’re such a bonk.”

by Earthsigngaia December 8, 2025

kronk my bonk

dancing drunk whilst making out

kronk my bonk please

by flame wolf April 21, 2017

Get stronk or get bonk

A common catch phrase known since the dawn of time. Usually used to tell someone to get strong otherwise they'll get their shit rocked

Ayo I'm going to the gym. You know what they say, "get stronk or get bonk"

Hell yeah man!!

by Stronk bonker January 10, 2023

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 22, 2025

bonkbonk

a really cool, funny, hot, loveable person. Also can be very dumb 🙄

OMG IS THAT USER BONKBONK!?!?!?!

THEYRE SO COOL

by cl0udycandii June 14, 2021