blender

When a person is called a blender, it typically refers to when you fribble-flap the wibbly-wobbly doodads with a zippity-zap and a sprinkle of pixie dust, resulting in a fantastical concoction of rainbow-colored dreams and unicorn giggles.

She blendered her thoughts into a frothy whirlwind of marshmallow clouds and jellybean rainbows, leaving everyone utterly befuddled yet strangely horny.

by Stax878 February 25, 2024

Blender

Blender: A person that does not stand out. The person dress and act’s like the social standards require. He or She is not the type of people to do anything Spontaneous to change their looks.

“You’re such a blender Megan”

by Zelius August 8, 2019

Blender on

One's blender is not off.

Oh shit, I left my blender on!

by BlenderRunner July 19, 2015

Roast Beef In a Blender

The loosest pussy around. Lips hanging out so long she has to tuck them in.

Juan: Hey Jose did you hear about Linda?

Jose: Ya, I heard she had mad roast beef in a blender!

by Daequan III March 4, 2016

Nigerian blender

The blending of Nigerian brothers. Like a Nigerian orgy.

Hey wanna have a Nigerian blender?

by 22 insane September 7, 2022