what in the holy mother of christ on a bicycle

A strenuous term one may exclaim when surprised, appalled, or confused; usually prompted by a supernatural event

"Dude, look! A ghost!"

"What in the holy mother of christ on a bicycle?"

by DudeBroKowski November 4, 2024

tits on a bicycle

Something completely unbelievable.
Used the same way as "christ on a bike"

"ah fuck, tits on a bicycle!"

by dogfuccr September 9, 2018

Trek Bicycle

a shitty organization headquarterd in nazi germany that specizes in Road bikes, MTB, hybrids, and mainly pedophillia services. Basically Trek "bicycle" cooperation actually specializes in child molesting services or sex traffiking. Trek is most well known for their Antonsen bikes and Crazen road bikes. Their bike models named after Gamer/streamer pedophiles. The founder of Trek, who is named Crazen GD was a pedophile himself. Their road bikes are horrible and are sold at inflated prices to further attract children to fuel their main sector - child molesting and rape services.

Tom Robinson: Yo what that bike you got why it coverd in nigga cum
GDR3alityy: Some bike I got at Trek, its called the Trek Antonsen SL5 Disc
Tom Robinson: Nigga that aint cool, Antonsen raped his lil sister.
GDR3alityy: I mean i donated 4 grand to pedophillia services
Tom Robinson: Fuck trek bicycle.

by Boo Radley Game April 17, 2023

Polish bicycle ride

Going home with one of the few promiscuous women that frequent the Cedar Tavern or other small Polish town bar, and proceeding to have sexual coitus. Also, see village bicycle.

I stopped into to the tavern for a few pints, ended up drinking all night and decided to go for a Polish bicycle ride.

by TheWinedOne June 17, 2021

building a bicycle

when a person is taking so long to get ready it becomes painful for others, unbeknownst to the culprit

"Jeez, Kelly what took you so long, were you building a bicycle?!"

by rolfmeyers February 19, 2010

Bicycle

AKA discord user "RealMax". The walking form of swag, as awesome as they come. The realist of the real ones. A true inspiration to society.

"Wow dude! Almost a bicycle-level brain you got there."

"What in bicycles name?"

by Novaphobia September 25, 2021

bicycle wheel

Term for your butt hole; in reference to the way it looks.

Ryan needs to clean is bicycle wheel.

Ryan likes to lube his bicycle wheel.

by Andy Falcone July 2, 2016