BEEFING UP THE DEAN

A WORD COMMONLY USED FOR MASTURBATION IN THE LATE 1890S

HAVE YOU BEEN BEEFING UP THE DEAN

by THE MAN45682 March 17, 2011

twitter beef

The airing of grievances towards a person, place or thing using twitter as a platform.

I have a twitter beef with people who struggle with basic grammar.

by XanaxDiva September 2, 2010

100% All Beef thermometer

A penis.

SUCK MY 100% ALL BEEF THERMOMETER!!!

by PSACS November 5, 2010

beef flaps

the term 'beef flaps' is used in a derrogatory fashion to describe the female genitalia, as they tend to, (especially when a female is aroused) resemble two peices of flappy beef, between the legs of the woman.

'look at doreen's beef flaps, i bet you a tenner she hasnt shaved them in at least three weeks!'

by Tom C, Rich W, and Suzi S April 21, 2004

u got beef?

A phrase asking if someone has a problem with you, what you're doing or what you like, usually said as a threat.

Some guy: "System of a down sucks!"
Some guy who likes system of a down: "u got beef?"

by Janerz July 17, 2006

beef breeze

A silent or low key fart that is very rank in smell and texture. Sometimes may seem juicy or dry. Always hilarious.

A:"Let's blame Lisa of gas"
B:"Okay"
A:"Lisa did you let one go?"
Lisa:"NO! that was YOU!"
B:"No Lisa, I do believe that was you, and it sounded like a Beef Breeze, at that!"

by Rikky November 25, 2005

Beef oven

Noun Derived from the famous composer Beethoven, this is a term used to describe and denote the female sexual organ

can i see your beef oven love? (imagine 1) said in cockny accent)

2) so when your daughter gets out of school im going to smash her beef oven in...so 3.30 then, yeah?

3) i want to put my roast in tims mothers beef oven

by Gary Vonhiscoxcarlyoncrebohansonsansamlagenbagenschlgenandthatsarealwordyeah? December 12, 2008