Pull a Bernie

Jacking old folks on the streets or in the board rooms.

Hoodlum: Hey Jack, pull out the wallet or I'll blast yo' old ass!
Old Guy: Look son, Bernie Madoff beat you to it...
Hoodlum: Damn...

Person #1: Did you hear about Jimmy pulling a Berine last night?

Person #2: So...did he pull a bernie?

Person #3: He tried to jack an old dude, but Bernie Madoff already jacked his ass!

by YatM July 24, 2009

Bernie

A woman with the largest shlong in the world!
If you ever meet a Bernie in your life never let her go!

“God, I wish I had huge shlong like Bernie does!”

by Ayyyyyy big boy April 12, 2019