A very obese and sunburnt man, whips the pus from his blisters on to his "meat." He then casually inserts his meat between a ladies "buns."
In this example the pus is simulated mustard.
In this example the pus is simulated mustard.
by Studmuffindelux2 June 29, 2024
Bad bologna was first used in 2015 in a manufacturing facility in Western Massachusetts. Bad bologna day is a work call out excuse that is covert for a mental health day for when you just need a day off to get away for it all. There is no such thing as bad bologna.
Bad Bologna Day
You: I won't be in today, I think I had some bad bologna.
Boss: Ok, great. I hope you feel better.
You: I won't be in today, I think I had some bad bologna.
Boss: Ok, great. I hope you feel better.
by badbolognawesternmass November 04, 2022
Penis. A hard penis.
by JackAuf February 28, 2022
A glorious slice of bologna that has preferably been dipped in hot tub water, that arrives when a fellow man most needs it.
by Chadwick1234458 March 12, 2023
An act in which you and the boys buy a full log of bologna, cut a deep penis sized hole in the tube of meat, take turns busting your nuts inside the bologna, and after you all finish, slice for sandwiches, you’ll probably be hungry.
Any smooth textured deli meat would work as a suitable alternative, such as liverwurst.
Any smooth textured deli meat would work as a suitable alternative, such as liverwurst.
by Herman Sherman September 19, 2022
by Skillzzz August 10, 2023
When you pull out your swollen meat and bust you nut in her pillow case making jibin for her to eat in the morning.
I was crushing my side peace and rather than get caught in the trap I banged out the ol' Lebanon bologna. Baby got a treat when she woke up.
by Crotchlocka March 19, 2017