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angry birds fan 

usually named bryan, claim that angry birds is good and download it off illegal virus giving websites, most angry birds fans with the name bryan used to simp for cookie run
Person 1: Oh yeah I remember that game! Angry Birds Fans might be around tho,
Bryan: COME HERE BABY MAMA
Person 1: Get away from me creep!
Bryan: I love ducks
Bryan: Starts fucking duck
Person 1: Yes

higher than a birds pussy

When you've been up for 5 days on meth high as shit looking out the windows for cops
My uncle is higher than a birds pussy

Scaring the birds 

Me and Johnny are scaring the birds holy fuck
Scaring the birds by Vortex_ November 18, 2020

Tripping Ugly Birds

When someone is high out of their mind in a public place, they are Tripping Ugly Birds.
“Man, I took a dab of shatter and now I’m tripping ugly birds.”
At a hockey game and smoking a bowl getting baked at intermission and going out in public “Dude, I’m tripping ugly birds right now”

the birds and the bees 

The euphonism your parents used when they told you about the hibbly-jibbly.
Last night I learned all about the birds and the bees.

got stoned with two birds 

The animal-friendly alternative to "killing two birds with one stone." ...who does that?
Instead of just waiting around for an hour, I got stoned with two birds and finished my biology homework.