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Alyssa

The hottest girl with the fattest ass
Alyssa has that fatty
by Dawg14 August 27, 2022
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Alyssa

Alyssa is a girl whose sarcasm is only matched by her love for coffee. An Alyssa does not like dumb people ,test taking, or tooth brushes. Alyssa is queen of the sass and always stays strapped. An Alyssa may not always believe in herself, but she’ll beat your ass!
Person 1: Yo did you see Alyssa car almost got hikacked at the Starbucks?
Person 2. Yeah! It’s a good thing she stays strapped and did the flash dance!
by Taylor-Taylor March 31, 2019
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Alyssa

Tall, usually with dark hair. She has a large friend group but only trusts certain people. She is also a team player and works well in groups. She can also be quite funny without knowing it. Alyssa is also very lovable because she is super sweet and kind.
Alyssa is nice, yes!
by notmakenna December 3, 2019
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Alyssa

Wants to fuck Carters
by JimmyTimmyHimmy December 5, 2019
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Alyssa

wow shes so short! must be an alyssa
by LULUUUUUUUUOOOOO June 21, 2021
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Alyssa

A very nice, intelligent, and cute girl, that is very well structured and has two feet in front of her. She’s one of the only girls you’ll need on the planet, as she is always kind and gentle. She never really knows what boy is right for her and she always has boys trailing her trying to break her heart.
1st dude, “Is that an Alyssa?” 2nd dude “I bet it is, look at her confidence” 1st dude *faints*
by *Snapchat* May 26, 2019
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Alyssa

Name a girl who is a hoe Alyssa
by deejgd December 6, 2017
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