The winner of American Idol 2009!!!! And also the guy who made an AWESOME remix of "Heartless".
Also, some dude's name.
Also, some dude's name.
by bubble_freak11 May 21, 2009
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"I pledge allegiance to the cloth hanging in the classroom, and to the brainwashin for which it stands, one nation under canada and above mexico." My pledge of allegiance.
by Glokwerk July 21, 2006
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"I promise my complete loyalty to the flag of the United States, and to the government of the United States, which is a country in which everybody believes in and is ruled by 'God' and human rights are honored, with freedom and due process of law for everybody."
Although it promises human rights, there is no evidence of this elsewhere in the country, and half of the people who recite it every day probably do not know what it means. They just say it because they were told to, like good little subordinates.
"I promise my complete loyalty to the flag of the United States, and to the government of the United States, which is a country in which everybody believes in and is ruled by 'God' and human rights are honored, with freedom and due process of law for everybody."
Although it promises human rights, there is no evidence of this elsewhere in the country, and half of the people who recite it every day probably do not know what it means. They just say it because they were told to, like good little subordinates.
Yolanda: "Have you recited the pledge of allegiance today?"
Richard: "No. I do not believe in such foolish brainwashing."
Yolanda: "This is not brainwashing"
Richard: "Uh oh, they have already infected you. Now you must be destroyed."
Richard: "No. I do not believe in such foolish brainwashing."
Yolanda: "This is not brainwashing"
Richard: "Uh oh, they have already infected you. Now you must be destroyed."
by Jason Q. Dedrickston December 15, 2004
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Get the allen iverson mug.she is an amzing, funny and beaultiful girl, who love to have fun!!! She can get mad very easily but i still love her for that.
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Holy shit I cant believe that Tylonel pulled off a fragile allen on that slut Janice, she must've been screaming like beached walrus gasping for air.
by Lupinve Devine December 25, 2007
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