by Alfie Glenn November 24, 2019
A really cool guy, who has three pictures on his Instagram (usually), is under the second name stewart (typically). Alfie’s typically vape and have dark hair. They are very epic people who have skills when it comes to fortnite battle royale.
by Skull3i January 29, 2021
man with a 2 inch toe nail but a monster chode so phat he cant get through a doorway without turning sideways. loves to rub up against everyone and talk about his crippling addiction to furry porn.
"who's that?"
"oh that's Alfie with the cat ears. he can't walk through a doorway without turning sideways because of his massive chose. i heard he made his cat a bucket pussy once ."
"oh that's Alfie with the cat ears. he can't walk through a doorway without turning sideways because of his massive chose. i heard he made his cat a bucket pussy once ."
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