Abortion Launchpad

An extremely vulgar term for a vagina. Usually used to negatively describe the rancid vagina of an enemy.

I'm not going near that rank bitches fetid abortion launchpad.

by Rascapopolist July 25, 2011

male abortion

Where a man is kick in the balls so hard his testicles pop

Guy 1: "Hey why is John lying on the floor crying"
Guy 2: "Because Jessica gave him a male abortion"

by PhonyZebra March 15, 2016

russian abortion

This is when you drink vodka until your fetus falls out of your body.

"Dude, I had no idea what that chick was going to do since her parents wouldn't let her get a real abortion, but low and behold, everything's cool 'cause she gave herself a Russian abortion last Friday night!"

by A silly whore September 7, 2007

abortion bucket

A low life loser who scraped the walls of a jar when their mom was trying to abort them.

Hey bitch.. you're an abortion bucket. No one wants you, neither did your mom.

by MissBehavin07 May 20, 2017

Living Abortion

Refers to an infant born after an unsuccessful abortion, usually resulting in mental retardation, facial deformities and/or a very pissed off child.

Bill O'Reilly is a Living Abortion.

by dask alco October 24, 2008

aborted cumgasm

An aborted cumgasm is the orgasm a guy DOESN'T have because someone opens the door to his room

without knocking.

I used to have aborted cumgasm if another cadet came into my room without knocking, but now I don't care if they want to watch or join in!

by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021

Abortion is murder

A stupid thing said by stupid pro-lifers who are actually pro-birth and don't care about what happens to the child's future

"Abortion is murder", says a random stranger, who doesn't give an eff of what happens to the child.

by IHaveAbortedDreams August 7, 2020