When you smash into another vehicle in your driveway, without hitting the brakes. Like, not even a little bit.
by Kptnkuku October 18, 2022
crazy bitch who follows a person's pregnancy through social media and feels an attachment when the baby is born
tara: omg look he growin up so fast!!
eric: whose baby is that?
tara: this girl i follow on twitter
eric: omg bitch you're a twitter auntie
eric: whose baby is that?
tara: this girl i follow on twitter
eric: omg bitch you're a twitter auntie
by lowkeylonely November 29, 2015
An asshole who has good drawing skills and stays up to late at night talking on snap to some weirdo.
Person 1: have you seen auntie dakota lately?
Person 2: no it's okay though because she's a asshole
Person 1: ong fr but those drawing skills though
Person 2: no it's okay though because she's a asshole
Person 1: ong fr but those drawing skills though
by THENEBSSNAOisntreal June 26, 2023
*two gays having a kiki*
gay 1: so, what happened last night?
gay 2: chile, I gave him head, Auntie Angel-style
gay 1: and then?
gay 2: girl, he came after two minutes! my head game is FIRE, honey
gay 1: so, what happened last night?
gay 2: chile, I gave him head, Auntie Angel-style
gay 1: and then?
gay 2: girl, he came after two minutes! my head game is FIRE, honey
by KayeEyyyOurElle November 16, 2020
hey auntie Jackie can i get my hair done different like braided into a ponytail?
Auntie Jackie: " No stop being lazy"
Auntie Jackie: " No stop being lazy"
by you don't know me and know u March 31, 2022
Very tall older woman who dresses well, likes a cocktail and still talks about sex. A retired executive with expensive taste, beautiful home, well travelled, although doesn't drive, due to lack of license.
by researchmom January 23, 2020
by Clairlisa March 16, 2021