The tiniest man alive, like I'm talking microscopic, like I'm talking you could step on him with your toe, he is a pretty cool guy though.
WARNING: If you meet Archie you may end up with neck pain from looking at him too much.
WARNING: If you meet Archie you may end up with neck pain from looking at him too much.
by YeetusCleetusDetus April 9, 2023
Get the Archiemug. by sammystubs April 25, 2022
Get the archie wallmug. by Gjvuskai October 21, 2022
Get the Archie Westonmug. by Gjvuskai October 21, 2022
Get the Archie Westonmug. Archie instantly gets girls wet with his massive penis. His mullet shake is so sexy yet his penis is so hard
by Ahdhdhdhbdbd November 24, 2021
Get the Archiemug. An absolute god - looks like Zeus. Got abs for days although makes up for what he lacks in height with that saucy personality Xx
“Have you seen that guy over there - who is he?”
“It must be Archie - he’s wearing the Captain America vest again!!”
“It must be Archie - he’s wearing the Captain America vest again!!”
by TimNorton123 February 21, 2019
Get the Archiemug. 