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Reed

Reed is someone who has a small peepee and likes to shout at women unless they have a fat ass and are WAY out of his league with no chance of actually getting with him. Reed is also someone who likes to take a dump on a womans chest when they talked back to them.

Dont be a Reed.
"Hey! Did you ever meet that Reed guy?"
"Yeah, he was a loser with a small peepee.. But he had a cool pops collection.. NOT!"
by FUReed February 2, 2022
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reed mike

He is a sex god with the hands of the gods.
I screamed Reed Mike more harder don't stop daddy.
by Bigmike26 October 30, 2020
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reed in a seed

Reed in a seed is the fattest person ive ever seen he has so many flab’s that he lives in America but his belly button reaches Asia

His flab’s Are taller than the burj kalifa and he weighs more than the statue of liberty
Invite from reed in a seed
by Professor not November 17, 2018
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Reed

A piece of thin wood made into rectangle curved in top that you wet in your mouth you then use a ligature to put the reed on the mouthpiece of an instrument like Clarinet family or sax family. Reeds are very easily chipped messing up sounds. Replace every 2-3 weeks but a month or so is fine.
My reed is broken, you give me a extra if you have any?
by Anonymous 1,000,631 November 23, 2019
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Reed

Not a prostitute, she is a fine lookin woman who makes money legally.
Guy 1: Hey look! It’s Reed!
Guy 2 (Who’s dick is absolutely massive): Yeah! She’s not a prostitute!
by Mailliman June 19, 2022
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Reed

A dude with a mullet
oh it's reed
by Leibnizian cosmological December 7, 2022
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Reed

The most sexiest boy ever. The dopest motherfucker. When you see a him butt naked in your kitchen makin bacon thats a REAL man. When hes in the shower wearing your girlfriends robe thats a a true reed. When you see him eating yout girlfrieds baby daddy brothers ex girlfriend’s ass thats Reed. If he has a husky slightly cracking voice constantly making you uncertain about your sexuality (male or female) thats reed.
Check that old man with his dick in a box
“Oh thats just reed”
by DATBoiWithHisDickInABox December 9, 2018
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