Reed is someone who has a small peepee and likes to shout at women unless they have a fat ass and are WAY out of his league with no chance of actually getting with him. Reed is also someone who likes to take a dump on a womans chest when they talked back to them.
Dont be a Reed.
Dont be a Reed.
"Hey! Did you ever meet that Reed guy?"
"Yeah, he was a loser with a small peepee.. But he had a cool pops collection.. NOT!"
"Yeah, he was a loser with a small peepee.. But he had a cool pops collection.. NOT!"
by FUReed February 2, 2022
Get the Reedmug. by Bigmike26 October 30, 2020
Get the reed mikemug. Reed in a seed is the fattest person ive ever seen he has so many flab’s that he lives in America but his belly button reaches Asia
His flab’s Are taller than the burj kalifa and he weighs more than the statue of liberty
His flab’s Are taller than the burj kalifa and he weighs more than the statue of liberty
by Professor not November 17, 2018
Get the reed in a seedmug. A piece of thin wood made into rectangle curved in top that you wet in your mouth you then use a ligature to put the reed on the mouthpiece of an instrument like Clarinet family or sax family. Reeds are very easily chipped messing up sounds. Replace every 2-3 weeks but a month or so is fine.
by Anonymous 1,000,631 November 23, 2019
Get the Reedmug. by Mailliman June 19, 2022
Get the Reedmug. The most sexiest boy ever. The dopest motherfucker. When you see a him butt naked in your kitchen makin bacon thats a REAL man. When hes in the shower wearing your girlfriends robe thats a a true reed. When you see him eating yout girlfrieds baby daddy brothers ex girlfriend’s ass thats Reed. If he has a husky slightly cracking voice constantly making you uncertain about your sexuality (male or female) thats reed.
by DATBoiWithHisDickInABox December 9, 2018
Get the Reedmug.