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Failure Fart

When a machine or device violently explodes unexpectedly, it creates a huge toxic plume of smoke, chemicals, and shrapnel.
OMG, Jerry... did you see that Elon's Starship rocket just exploded and made a big ol massive Failure Fart?
by SKULLYARD January 17, 2025
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Failure

The Two Party system is a failure and needs to be broken up.
by PhoenixGamer34 June 11, 2021
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failure

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by teameredy November 6, 2020
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Failure

A: Dude I just got promoted at work!
B: Where do you work again?
A Walmart, why?
B: Oh, so your a failure.
by Ulfilas November 28, 2022
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Spring lock Failure

A Springlock Failure is the event in which a Springlock Suit's spring loaded devices keeping the animatronic as a suit snaps shut, resetting it back into an animatronic with a wearer inside, typically crushing the wearer to death. Springlock Failures are often caused by moisture, heavy breathing, or failure to correctly set up the springlocks.
"And if you trigger those spring locks, two things will happen: first the locks themselves will snap right into you, making deep cuts all over your body, and a split second later, all the animatronic parts, all that sharp steel and hard plastic will instantly be driven into your body. You will die, but it will be slow. You’ll feel your organs punctured, the suit will grow wet with your blood, and you will know you’re dying for long, long minutes. You’ll try to scream, but you will be unable to: your vocal cords will be severed, and your lungs will fill with your own blood until you drown in it." -William Afton describing a Spring lock Failure, The Silver Eyes
by QueenHHJ June 29, 2023
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Failure

I wrote a poem to show how much of a failure Steven He is

Steven He
Dare I say he has no we
His dad is stronger than a tree
Some people say Steven is more useless than a bee

Some say he is more sour than a lime
We say we don't have the time
To make poems that even rhyme
I ask if he will ever have a prime

Steven's dad has walked many miles
He's gone through many trials
In his day the lions would be in shambles
To get anywhere he would travel dimensions there was no need for lambos

Yet here Steven is a failure
Failure
Failure
Failure
by This is a handle was taken September 6, 2022
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Failure

Lots of people say they are failures, but you are the only one who actually is.
You: I've done nothing with my life. I'm a failure.
by XxHipxX December 9, 2019
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