Guy with a huge ass and dick. Also known as a pussy demolisher. This man can fill you up only using the tip of his dick. He will release his semen and it will only take the woman 4 months to get a baby. Has 72 children in his basement. Will demolish your ass no matter what. Can fuck your mom, Grandma, sister, cousin at the same time.
by Smart guy in internet November 22, 2023
Get the Theomug. a guy who has a big dick, and dark humor. A theo will interrupt you while you're talking. He is very empathetic. he has ADHD. He has athma and will breathe into the mic. BEWARE! he broke up with his gf because carti didn't drop.
friend: who's that?
me: that's theo, he's gay for carti.
friend: damn! he's hot.
me: ye I know, he gets all the bitches.
me: that's theo, he's gay for carti.
friend: damn! he's hot.
me: ye I know, he gets all the bitches.
by intj-bitch63 November 20, 2021
Get the Theomug. Theo is a man that will look after you, and care no matter what. He will always be by your side, no matter what you're going through. He is the most genuine, caring, loving and compassionate person you will ever meet. He will go the extra mile for you. He is willing to put others first before his own. He will encourage you to keep going and affirm you of who you are as an person. He is the sweetest person there is. Often people can mistake him for his motives, but after all, his name means ‘god’. He can chat you up at an airport and ask you out, he can buy you mushroom soup when you get sick and make you laugh by doing something crazy and unpredictable. Not scared of commitment and once he commits he will never disappoint. If you ever meet a Theo - make sure you hold on to him forever. He is certainly worth it.
Person 1 “Theo changed my life for better”
Person 2 “We all need a Theo”
Person 3 “Daaaaamn, check this Theo out! He’s got to be the hottest man alive!”
Person 2 “We all need a Theo”
Person 3 “Daaaaamn, check this Theo out! He’s got to be the hottest man alive!”
by Iloveyou_theo November 22, 2021
Get the Theomug. (verb) To arrive absurdly early to an MMA event (especially UFC), often alone, solely to watch the very first prelim fight like it's the main event. Done out of pure love for the sport, unshakable loyalty to regional fighters, or just extreme main-character energy. Bonus points if you sit front row like a king while the arena is still echoing with cleaning staff.
“Yo where’s Nick?”
“Bro’s already in his seat watching two guys from Kazakhstan and Guam throw hands. Man’s straight up Theo Voning it tonight.”
“I was gonna pull up after the walkouts, but my girl’s cousin is fighting on UFC Fight Pass, so I’m gonna Theo Von this one.”
“Bro’s already in his seat watching two guys from Kazakhstan and Guam throw hands. Man’s straight up Theo Voning it tonight.”
“I was gonna pull up after the walkouts, but my girl’s cousin is fighting on UFC Fight Pass, so I’m gonna Theo Von this one.”
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