Angry ass threads

A dope ass clothing brand created by a dope ass dude in portsmouth nh.

Dude I need to get myself an angry ass threads tshirt

by Harry pairatestes January 24, 2015

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Threads

Mark Zuckerberg’s attempt at creating an imitation Twitter

Mark Zuckerberg: Hey, did you sign up for Threads yet?
Mark Zuckerberg’s wife: No! Why would I already have a Twitter account and it’s the exact same thing

by SausageTunnel July 6, 2023

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i hate my girlfriend thread

A bunch of lonley ass twitter men that never had a real bad bitch before.

i hate my girlfriend thread on twitter

by empdumbnigga October 6, 2023

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thread the needle

when you’re SO is out running errands for you and you quickly jet out to meet up with your side piece and bang one out quickly, then race home to get back just before your SO does.

My hubby was headed back home from work, but he hit traffic, so i ran over to my side-dick to thread the needle. had him hit it from the back real quick and cum in my mouth so i could kiss my hubby on the lips when he got home made it home just in time to make him think i was cooking dinner the whole time.

what an idiot, i’m so glad i humiliate him all the time.

by WannabePilatesPrincess July 7, 2025

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Needle Thread

A term used in web browser game "Haxball" that refers to a high quality pass or shot that typically goes between two or more opposing players, and often from a long distance away.

Dude NeyBR hit a nasty needle thread yesterday i'll send you the clip.

And here we have Hax coming from his own half and intercepting the goalkeepers pass! A small chance at the goal AND HE GETS IT! AN ABSOLUTE NEEDLE THREAD! WHAT A GOAL! SENDING THE BALL THROUGH TWO GOALKEEPERS TO BREAK THE TIE!

by SenseiMingglee December 13, 2023

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