A guy who is funny, smart, and great with the ladies. He is one of the coolest people you will ever know in your whole lifetime. He is also a sex god, and he has a huge penis. All the girls want his cock. He is basically the equivalent to Chuck Norris, except in mortal form.
by kevando June 21, 2009
Guy 1: Dude I just took a massive shit
Guy 2: You cockless cunt muffin it’s called a kevin
Guy 1: Sorry bro, I just took a massive kevin
Guy 2: You cockless cunt muffin it’s called a kevin
Guy 1: Sorry bro, I just took a massive kevin
by BigFroDH March 31, 2019
by Wolf Nightblood April 04, 2020
by ahahahahahahhaahhahahasjsoebei May 01, 2019
(Looks at screen) Woah! That guy is really kevin-ing it right now!
Dude, that guy is you when you were drunk.
Dude, that guy is you when you were drunk.
by HeyJayMDud January 19, 2018
Kevin’s are a fat ugly fuck, unibrow and un healthy, fish bowl in hockey, bench warmer and the friend groups rag doll
Kevin is so weird
by Mr ottigali September 09, 2019
A guy named Kevin is usually an aesthetic simp that enjoys Travelers Club Vodka, eating ass pre-workout, purchasing tinder gold, and screaming rip Cris rip Sam while listening to country music and drowning his sorrows in shitty vodka.
by Fact=Fact April 09, 2020