Kevin

A guy who is funny, smart, and great with the ladies. He is one of the coolest people you will ever know in your whole lifetime. He is also a sex god, and he has a huge penis. All the girls want his cock. He is basically the equivalent to Chuck Norris, except in mortal form.

That guy is really cool and sexy! What a Kevin!

by kevando June 20, 2009

kevin

the new and cooler way to say poop

Guy 1: Dude I just took a massive shit
Guy 2: You cockless cunt muffin it’s called a kevin
Guy 1: Sorry bro, I just took a massive kevin

by BigFroDH March 31, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is the meaning of being gae.

“Damn bro you see that guy over there??”
“Yea he must be a Kevin he looks totally gae.”

by Wolf Nightblood April 3, 2020

Kevin

Everyone loves Kevin , but is a player that will eventually break a girl/boy's heart. Besides their need for new love every other month a Kevin is very smart and kind, will stand for what they believes in, and is a great person to talk to when you need a friend by your side.

Person(1): Kevin is so cute and nice, he also likes me... what do I do?!

Person(2): Ugh, true, but don't date him! He is a huge player!

by Killbill345 November 25, 2016

Kevin

Someone who is very fucking thicc that i would instantly nut upon first entry, and would suck all my white seed out of me if his cheeks clinch on my dick.. He is really fucking dumb THICC

Me: Fuck Kevin, you're so fucking Thicc, I think i just came

by Fieldy_Snutz69 October 22, 2018

kevin

a kid from mr. parks's class

fuck that cunt kevin

by yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet June 16, 2018

Kevin

this man is amazing he will literally wear a bikini and go out in public singing"i"m a barbie girl" and he is so funny and reliable and he is very compatible with Ivny's

This man is such a Kevin

by hxzuybdz August 27, 2018