When a machine or device violently explodes unexpectedly, it creates a huge toxic plume of smoke, chemicals, and shrapnel.
OMG, Jerry... did you see that Elon's Starship rocket just exploded and made a big ol massive Failure Fart?
by SKULLYARD January 17, 2025
Get the Failure Fartmug. Girl-failure (noun): A term used to describe a girl or woman who seems to perpetually stumble through life, making a series of awkward, embarrassing, and often life-changing mistakes.
She's the one who spills coffee on herself right before an important meeting, trips over her own feet, and somehow manages to lock herself out of her apartment at least once a month.
The antethesis of a Girl Boss, an absolute loser.
She's the one who spills coffee on herself right before an important meeting, trips over her own feet, and somehow manages to lock herself out of her apartment at least once a month.
The antethesis of a Girl Boss, an absolute loser.
Kath: How would you describe me?
Suga: You Dont quite fit Femcel, but you're enough of a loser to be a Girl-Failure.
Suga: You Dont quite fit Femcel, but you're enough of a loser to be a Girl-Failure.
by SSugaaaaa July 8, 2024
Get the Girl-Failuremug. If it takes 50 times of doing something wrong to take your time and do it right, take 50 times to do it wrong.
If it takes 50 times to find your rhythm, get a little more relaxed and confident in what you're doing, and do it right, that's how many times it takes. Fucking up isn't meant to be fun, but without failure you're not going to learn anything new.
by Solid Mantis December 27, 2020
Get the Failuremug. A phrase used by a manager as an awkward semi-apology after they lose their temper at their employees. This is the closest to an apology you're likely to get.
Prevalent in the UK tech and consulting sector.
Prevalent in the UK tech and consulting sector.
(after boss has stopped shouting obscenities at their staff)
"I'm afraid I've had a sense of humour failure..."
"I'm afraid I've had a sense of humour failure..."
by QuartermasterGeralt June 3, 2020
Get the sense of humour failuremug. by Sexydimma November 2, 2024
Get the Educated failuremug. by if u r reading, ur STOOBID April 30, 2023
Get the FAILUREmug. I’m never going to get anything. I might as well think about ending this life. I have no job skills. I’m way out of luck
by confused cajun man January 23, 2021
Get the I’m going to be a failuremug.