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Chris

creepy name for stalkers who stalk their mates gf/bf and ask retarded questions (where is your touch spot) and insist on constantly annoying the stalkee... they also like to partake in the activity of cumming in shoes
Geeze that guy is such a chris, he just asked me where my touch spot is.

yeah he also cums in shoes
by tomisastrawberry September 25, 2010
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

Chris is a stupid dickhead who stinks at Fifa and rages all the time . He is super toxic and probably has Autism . Usually from Sheffield and eats coco pops with a fork
by Jon has a massive dong April 17, 2020
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

Once you meet him you think he is a good friend... but once you get to know him you'll know he's not. He is funny, but sometimes his jokes are cruel. He also likes to think good of himself so he lies and says that he has a girlfriend and that he slept with her even though he his only 12 years old. He is also a fat a** chicken nugget that is addicted to fortnite!! He is so cruel he told someone he wished there were dead because the other guy didn't forgive him!! All I have to say is that if you know a Chris... don't keep him
I don't ever want to meet a Chris again my life
by fortnitedoodooboiiii July 19, 2019
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

A kid who likes gaming fnaf and many other things and also a very good lier but can keep it in that type of state for a long time but also is great in bed
dude did you hear that kid named chris has a girlfriend

Yea what's her name dude

Demon
by Thatonefnafkid July 8, 2021
mugGet the Chrismug.

chris

A shitty guy who is oblivious to all of the people he has hurt. He flies through women and men like the flash on crack and doesn't look back. A man of terrible jokes and humour from another universe (one where being a dick head if normal). His total carelessness to appreciate anything other than what he like is known by all and very annoying. Most of all his disregard for other peoples morals and how he has no emotions is very annoying.

Also he is bad at sex.
xx
I saw a chris yesterday, it was a close call and i avoided bumping into that dickhead.
by Babushca Michaels May 20, 2022
mugGet the chrismug.

Chris

Chris, a very Mature yet Nasty man, someone who loves to tease you every now and then
"That Chris dude played with me yesterday, I dont even know how Sery is dating him."
by HJxSHO January 8, 2021
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

A dumb ass nigga. Fuck boy. Commonly known for being dumb as fuck
He a Chris for real, don’t fuck with him.
by Sasha Terry August 9, 2019
mugGet the Chrismug.

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