Aaron

He is a guy that freaks about everything.
He also explains stuff over and over again until it drives you insane

Guy 1: Why did he get fired?

Guy 2: It's because he was in his first month. He got caution in his first month which made him get fired. If you get a caution in you're second month then you're fine, but if you get a caution in you're first month then you get fired. Do you understand?

Guy 1: So you can't get a caution in you're second month?

Guy 2: No! Let me explain again. It was because he was in his first month. He got caution in his first month which made him get fired. If you get a caution in you're second month then you're fine, but if you get a caution in you're first month then you get fired. Do you understand this time?

Guy 1: So you can't get a caution in you're first month. What happens in you're second month?

Guy 2: I told you! If you get a caution in you're second month then you're fine. He was in his first month. If you get a caution in.

Guy 1: SHUT UP! I'M JUST MESSING WITH YOU! YOU'RE SO LIKE AARON!

by Lykeen1 January 12, 2012

Aaron

A type of guy who is an amazing friend, very loyal and very loving. They only come in brown haired form and ginger form. Otherwise they are fake. These guys can get all the girls but although they have an amazing personality and good looks, they are shit at fortnite and very homophobic

Yo I played fortnite with Aaron and clapped him
Bro Aaron is such a G

by Irish wristwatch November 11, 2018

Aaron

A stupid fucking Idiot who knows nothing and no one likes him

You’re such a Aaron

by John thicc March 10, 2019

Aaron

Male, human, huge cock. An alligator on your mom's living room couch when he gets going. Probably your sisters too ;) hi matthew

Suck my dick
-Aaron

by Hary Baals March 13, 2019

Aaron

A gay friend who loves guys

He is an Aaron

by Prat1234 January 10, 2019

Aaron

The inventor of many things such as the frequency powered car. When everyone was using their cell phones to shrink body parts with bad apps he yelled out "why dont they use this to power a motor" A loyal and devoted friend with a big penis. None of the other definitions said he was a family man. He is very family. He is an animal lover. He works hard and plays harder. He doesn't use drugs or abuse alcohol. He is very attractive with his manly arms. also he likes to swim and play sports. he is extremely intelligent. He is somewhat political and loves music. anybody that hurts him quickly realizes they are making a mistake because of hurting such a christian. he loves to ride motorcycles and drive. he is also an artist. he is not a cunt or having a bad background. he has tons of talents and many hobbies. he is great with kids and is the perfect husband.

guy 1: "Is that Aaron?"
girl 1: " damn hook me up!"
guy 1: "I'll introduce you"

by hands off July 5, 2018

Aaron

Aaron is an alcoholic cheeky bastard who loves to get into fights which he never blames himself for. Aaron is a hard working guy who loves money and prefers money and alcohol over romantic connections. You don't see an Aaron holp up a relationship for long and is usually the type of guy for one night stands, some people actually think he's gay because you never see him with a girl. He loves eating meat and likes to go to music festivals. He is cocky and charming and is only nice to you when he is drunk.

Oh there goes Aaron again, fighting over nothing!

by Jammyonacid July 22, 2018