9/11 blowjob

When one smokes hookah (also known as Shisha) and realizes the tobacco is burning too much and they start coughing, while feeling their throat is about to explode.

Person A: Inhales hookah: Oh my god the tobacco is burned, I can’t feel my throat.
Person B: Now that’s what I call a 9/11 blowjob.

by Lev98 December 15, 2017

Bush Did 9/11

He did it, the truth is out there

Ik Bush did 9/11

by Bush Is George October 9, 2017

Bush did 9/11

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Bush: we have to stop the terrorists
Guy: but jet fuel can't melt steel beams
Bush: ...
Guy: Bush did 9/11

by George Bush Did 9/11 May 11, 2015

obama did 9/11

Nobody expects it

Adam:Hey Paul,do you know that Obama did 9/11
Paul:I thought it was Bush
Adam:Fuck off pleb

by ElGooseDank June 26, 2017

9:11 am/pm

The time at which terrorists make their wishes

Saddam: Hey! It's 9:11 am/pm

Bin Laden: Make a wish!!!

by roku13 February 21, 2011

post 9/11 world

A political buzzphrase used as a rhetorical talking-point in a power-grabbing or liberty-destroying attempt to diminish or subvert the civil libertarian, responsible, and democratic character of a community, group, or society.

The honoring of civil liberty, presumption of innocence and good faith, privacy, and freedom of speech and expression cannot be tolerated because we live in a post 9/11 world.

by Esmith512 September 24, 2007

post 9/11 world

A baseless and insulting pseudo-justification for an unqualifiable, destructively irrational, frequently stupid, and nearly psychotically paranoid assumption of the mass culpability and inheirently evil, antisocial character of an entire community, group, society, or world.

Everyone everywhere is assumed to be crazy and evil and must be inspected and watched at all times, with any suspicions real or imagined reported immediately because we live in a post 9/11 world!

by Esmith512 September 24, 2007