When you already have defecated once in the morning, but feel the overwhelming urge to do so again. This may occur a short time after the first, or while still seated on the toilet after wiping. The urge to drop a quad. See also Load torpedo tubes 1 & 2.
by TeamScott October 30, 2008
Get the Load torpedo tubes 3 & 4 mug.When you feel the need to drop a deuce in the morning. The uncomfortable urge to defecate. See also Load torpedo tubes 3 & 4
by teamscott October 30, 2008
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Get the Arse Torpedo mug.when you take charge of a woman in bed who's on top of you, and you turn her around in a split second and rail the fuck out of her
nigga #1: yo I torpedo'd dat bih so hard last night
nigga #2: must have felt good putting her in place
nigga #2: must have felt good putting her in place
by queefsmellLover September 11, 2021
Get the torpedo mug.When you take a used tampon, (the heavier the flow or the wetter it is, the better) and use a slingshot to shoot it at people you do not like.
"Stacy called me fat, so I nailed her in the eye with the Unholy Torpedo. That'll teach the mouthy fat cunt to watch what she says to me"
by anonymous April 27, 2025
Get the Unholy Torpedo mug.The act of which two sailors of any nations navy, engage in sexual contact where one sailor shits in his own hand and proceeds to jerk off before inserting his shit covered penis into his sailor friends anus! Thus completing the dirty torpedo!
by Zkod December 5, 2020
Get the Dirty Torpedo mug.A hot load, delievered by a meat head ,well and comfortable embedded in a sock (usually the right one)
Guy 1:Oh shit ! Dont touch this!!!
It got penetrated by a sock torpedo!!!
Guy 2: doin the "body snatchers" scream
It got penetrated by a sock torpedo!!!
Guy 2: doin the "body snatchers" scream
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