Load torpedo tubes 3 & 4

When you already have defecated once in the morning, but feel the overwhelming urge to do so again. This may occur a short time after the first, or while still seated on the toilet after wiping. The urge to drop a quad. See also Load torpedo tubes 1 & 2.

Man Josh, I already went once, but load torpedo tubes 3 & 4, I'm going again!

by TeamScott October 30, 2008

Load torpedo tubes 1 & 2

When you feel the need to drop a deuce in the morning. The uncomfortable urge to defecate. See also Load torpedo tubes 3 & 4

I just finished my coffee and seriously have to go. LOAD TORPEDO TUBES 1 & 2!!

by teamscott October 30, 2008

Booger Torpedo

The piece of tissue or toilet paper that you insert into your nostril and twist to collect the boogers that are stuck. Upon completion, you throw it in the trash.

Even after blowing my nose, I couldn't get the snot out. I twisted a booger torpedo up into my nostril and was able to get it out..

by Nuclear Dustbunny April 17, 2024

Torpedo

A women who is attractive when under the influence of alcohol.

Man, Ben was so smashed last night. He ended up taking home that torpedo.

The act of being Torpedoed.

by ThumbGunner June 12, 2018

Fluffy torpedo

A hairy penis.

We saw him naked, he had a fluffy torpedo!

by Dreamsofoldmen March 30, 2024

Torpedoed

When Danil Kvyat hit you from the back of the car.

SOMEBODY(KVYAT) HIT ME ON DA REAR, TURN 2, AND THEN SOMEBODY(KVYAT)HIT ME AGAIN IN TURN 3
- Seb Vettel after Kvyat torpedoed him.

by bachas February 24, 2022

taco torpedo

A long cotton filled object stopping a woman from bleeding out during her menstrual cycle.

Oh snap, looks like Danielle forgot to change her taco torpedo again. What a mess, moms gonna kill me.

by dick e September 8, 2020