creative incompetence

The shitty life hack, where someone asks you to do something and you do it so badly you are never asked to do it again.

"Creative incompetence"is defined by a paradoxical outlook that requires the incompetent person to use more energy and thought to do the task badly than to do it correctly in the first place.

Paris Hilton never liked being a DJ so, using a little creative incompetence, she designed set lists that included Norwegian mining songs and Hentai movie sound tracks. She now works incognito as a nail technician on Sunset Blvd.

by anonymous September 24, 2021

creative financing

When a high ranking businessman uses the company's expense account for a night of drunken debauchery.

Where that mysterious $200 disappears to when the boss goes on a "business trip".

by anon June 15, 2004

Creative high

When, out of absolute nowhere, you feel the strong and sudden urge to create something. Including cooking/baking, writing, making a video, crafting something, etc.

I woke up this morning with the biggest creative high, so I sat down and nailed out three chapters to that book I'm writing.

by Clovey Lowey September 18, 2023

Creativity vampire

Somebody who is not creative by themselves but gets more creative when they are working with a partner even if the partner doesn’t do that much except pitch ideas

Could you help me with a book I’m writing I’m a total creativity vampire

by Mr.braindead February 9, 2023

Creative solution

A discreet way to say that you will kill someone to solve a problem.

"Ricky hasn't paid his protection fee, soon we might need to call Tony for a Creative solution."

by Tony, The Server April 28, 2022

Creative Person

A person with scizo tendencies that get unlocked during weed smoking; creative thoughts of shadow people, voices, thoughts, songs, poems, etc.

Dude i became a creative person last night

by Midnightrooster69 May 24, 2025

London Creative

Self-titled creatives that roam the streets of London, fueled by overpriced iced oat milk lattes and a vague sense of purpose. Often seen waving their hands and using words like ‘visceral’ and ‘transcendent’ in front of artwork and chainsmoking outside an underground artist’s show (don’t bother asking, you probablly wouldn’t know them).

‘So then he told me he has an invisible exhibition. It’s got no venue, no artwork… just a vibe?’

‘Oh my god, I’m so sick of these LONDON CREATIVES’

by wehatefuckboys February 23, 2025