key swap

when the skankiest armonkian mothers and fathers in the same clique trade keys with eachother leave there keys at one of there extravengant bat/bar mitizvahs and go home and wait on their bed for another spouse who picked them up to fuck them...

armonk, mother, father, bar/bat mitizvahs, key swap, bed

by aksfjalksjdf April 25, 2008

key dig

a word discribing when a girl pleasures another girl's vagina with her hands, a.k.a. fingers her.

Key Digger- a person who key digs

"You didn't know Cindy was gay? I saw her key diggin' in Tina's pants."

by Day January 12, 2006

key lime pie

Recieving anal sex from a transvestite.

When you are in Key West, you just HAVE to try the key lime pie.

by Outlaw Avionics April 4, 2008

key of awesome

Typically describing the composition, the "key of awesome" is the set of notes that provides optimal foot tapping, steering wheel drumming, and air guitaring. Though lovers of classical music may argue that Mahler also composed in the key of awesome long before it was identified.

The "key of awesome" is not limited to music, and may describe the manner in which a person does anything.

While most classical and contemporary songs are written in the keys of C Major or Eb Minor, a rising number of individuals have been attempting to do all things "in the key of awesome"

by vitamincdl February 23, 2010

key food

Slang for cocaine. Typically used in the Chicago area.

Damn that motherfucker over there has got key food and you know he gonna hold out on us.

by ruhly December 31, 2010

key to key

Is when your employers make you close the business late at night and expect you to be back early in the morning to reopen. The term key to key refers to using your key to lock the business and then using it again to reopen the lock without anyone else using it in between.

My boss is such a slave driver, she's making me work a key to key. If I'm lucky I will get 4 hours of sleep total

by furiousnluxurious September 21, 2013

Key to the backdoor

It's a slang for the term anal. Meaning you put the male genitalia into the female's rectum.

E.G for key to the backdoor:

Male : I'll give you the key to the back-door baby!
Female : I'm not that dirty thank you... I don't like anal.

by Husky123654 December 16, 2014