Stems from the uncertainty of whether a friend or acquaintence is going to greet you with a dap (first pound), or slap (hand slap), at the beginning or end of an encounter. This could get extremley awkward, as a situation may arise where Person A is preparing for a Dap and Person B is preparing for a slap. This causes each party to change hand positions. The split second before a greeting or goodbye, Person 1 may prepare to greet Person 2 with an open first, while Person 2 prepares to greet Person 1 with a closed fist. Instead of just one person switching positions to allow for an agreeable handshake, each person switchs, and the cycle continues. The longer it goes on, the more awkward it is.
"Dude, I saw Jim at the bar tonight and we fell victim to The Dap-Slap Dilemma". It lasted for about 2 minutes. It was SO AWKWARD!"
The Dap Slap Dilemma necessitates the need to call out what type of handshake you are going to perform before you greet or say goodbye to someone.
The Dap Slap Dilemma necessitates the need to call out what type of handshake you are going to perform before you greet or say goodbye to someone.
by wbkksfyj343 June 16, 2009
by Erina December 07, 2006
Slap ass Friday first originated from schools in Washington state, Basically any Friday of the year teens/kids/classmates will roam the hallways slapping any ass they see while saying "Slap ass Friday!" Generally guys will make this as an excuse to slap women's asses. Girls can slap guy's asses too, girls can slap girls asses, guys can slap guys asses. This Friday has been going on for seven years.
Guy: *slaps girl's ass*
Guy: "slap ass Friday!"
Girl: "you fucking jerk! Hmm well I guess it's okay cuz it's Friday
Guy: "slap ass Friday!"
Girl: "you fucking jerk! Hmm well I guess it's okay cuz it's Friday
by OmareBeach July 18, 2016
An expression of extreme anger at something so amazingly fucking stupid that everyone involved in any way with it should be slapped.
Katsudo Ryoku: it's weird how taco bell started making fries
Katsudo Ryoku: stranger still that they rock
NecroVMX: TACO BELL MAKES FRIES? WHAT THE FUCK?
NecroVMX: SLAPS ALL AROUND
Katsudo Ryoku: stranger still that they rock
NecroVMX: TACO BELL MAKES FRIES? WHAT THE FUCK?
NecroVMX: SLAPS ALL AROUND
by NecroVMX June 28, 2003
The act of applying bacon grease to your penis and then proceeding to slap your partner repeatedly in the face until you both become sore and/or climax.
by kevinslayer69 July 21, 2015
by itty bitty nipple guy March 13, 2012
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