A socially awkward hermit who wishes they could relax for a million years.
A Television expert who is So overly obsessed that they use tv show analogies in every conversation they ever speak.
A Television expert who is So overly obsessed that they use tv show analogies in every conversation they ever speak.
Is that ryan Ogg over there relaxing watching tv?
Ryan Ogg is so chill man he just could relax for a million years.
Ryan Ogg is so chill man he just could relax for a million years.
by Ostrichboi February 24, 2017
When a person is unbelievably sarcastic and real with you, to such an extent that it drives you back to therapy.
by user24575788 January 25, 2024
I wanna have a relationship like ryan+kirstie
by Keeley russel October 10, 2018
The music producer an the R of the popular band AJR, he is also the muscle of the band and had the strongest glow up.
by A Schlatt Fan March 06, 2023
Oh my god, only the sweetest god damn person you will ever know in existence. He's in a band with his brothers Jack Met (hot, funny, and has no filter, and could literally run me over with a train and I'd still adore him), and Adam Met (Jesus-looking, earth-loving, and extraordinarily smart human being who can pickle anything). He frickin OWNS the piano and ukulele, and has the voice of an ANGEL. With the spirit animal of a turtle, he's a "very slow and steady person" according to Jack Met. If I ever meet him and his brothers, I will surely start crying and telling myself to wake up because not only are they all the most fantastic people, and have changed my entire life for the better with their music, but also because it probably would not be real.
by Colonel Mustard22 April 07, 2022
A person of great wonders, but is also evil, and uses boys for their bodies. Ryan Stayman, who also makes Soundcloud level music to pursue his passion for self expression along with his passion for doing high level schedule 1 drugs such as heroin. Also He has a one hit wonder mid level song called pine green eyes.
After having a large meal you and your partner engage in anal sex. He ejaculates inside and you turn around shit the contents into his open mouth.
This is an extension to the hot carl and\or a hot lunch.
This is an extension to the hot carl and\or a hot lunch.
My boyfriend and I just spent a few hours at Golden Coral, he wouldn’t let me go to the bathroom and insisted we had a “Hot Ryan”. After he loaded my ass with his cum I sat over his mouth and pushed everything out.
by Rynez March 01, 2020