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You saw mommys "hard black bong"?

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A Hard 25

A UFC fight where one is willing to keep the same fast Pace for all 5 rounds which is 25 minutes

Tony Ferguson is ready to go a hard 25

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hard country

A fusion genre of alternative metal/melodic metalcore with country

Bilmuri is an example of hard country

by theamericanminarchist March 15, 2025

Hard

A hard cock, harder than steel or diamond

"James had a hard boner last night"

by anonymous February 12, 2022

hard milk

the milk that that's harder than the blue cheese stuck at the back of your god cousin's fridge ( ͡⊙ ͜ʖ ͡⊙)

you wanna play fortnite 😏

no i drank da hard milk 🤮

by organicwhopper April 6, 2022

Hard

When a guy says get in the bed! My cock is hard!

Hey honey I’m super hard

by Fuck cock March 31, 2022

Working as hard as a congressman

Working hard at not working, or working as little as possible. A fancier way of saying "slacking off".

"Yeah, Bob has been working as hard as a congressman."
"Give me a break! I've been working as hard as a congressman all day!"
"He should really run for congress, he already works as hard as they do."
"Jim is working as hard as a congressman right now, you can reach him later."

by Drunkle Dunkle February 22, 2019