ur mom

a joke that is over used (like your mom)

ur mom gey

by itami_shiina October 3, 2021

ur mom

The Uno Reverse Card of comebacks. The ultimate power move of the decade. Can be used in stressful situations to throw your opponent off kilter. But be mindful of your elders. They might find it degrading.

“Hey, do you have anything planned for tonight”
“Ya, ur mom”

“What is the meaning of life?”
“Ur mom”

“How do I respond to ‘ur mom’”
“Ur mom part 2”

by Gandalfrado September 11, 2020

Ur mom

Ur mom is like a come back to make someone mad or sad for example

Person A:I loved my date yesterday🥰
Person B:well I did ur mom yesterday😫

by Iwannabedead December 28, 2021

ur mum

idk just ur mum innit

ur mum bro

by just ur mum innit May 11, 2022

Ur mom

Sometimes a funny joke sometimes not depends when you say it

Friend:who did you sleep with last night
You:ur mom

by Ur mom hahahaha 69XD December 9, 2021

Ur bro a hoe

Worse than all the other phrases. Ruined families and even countries.

Dan: ur mom gay
Frank: ur dad lesbian
Sarah: ur grandma tranny
Nicole: ur sister a mister
John: ur bro a hoe

Everyone starts arguing as the world slowly collapses.

by ur bro a hoe May 11, 2018

UR MOM

A PHRASE TO POKE WITH YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT EACH OTHER'S MOMS WITH QUALITIES THAT THEY DONT HAVE. IF ITS TRUE THEN RIP YOUR FRIEND DID UR MOM. IT CAN ALSO BE A HYSTERICAL ANSWER WHEN YOUR FRIENDS ASK A QUESTION.

FRIEND1: BRO YOUR MUM SO FAT SHE BROUGHT A SPOON TO THE SUPER BOWL
FRIEND 2: OVERRATED... HERE IS A GOOD ONE. YOUR MOM SO NON-EXISTENTENT SHE WENT TO GET MILK WITH YOUR DAD.
(Example 1)

FRIEND 1: BRO WHATS THE ANSWER FOR QUESTION 69?
FRIEND 2: YOUR MOM
FRIEND 1: LOL BUT SERIOUSLY WHAT IS IT
FRIEND 2: IM GETTIN MILK
(Example 2)

by Ciejcidk August 19, 2022