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I Storked It Slow THen TOld HEr Best Believe

I Storked It Slow THen TOld HEr Best Believe

by MajorLeague1989Inspiration April 24, 2025

Two Pretty Best Friends

An imaginary concept in which two best friends are pretty.

I ain't never seen two pretty best friends, one of 'em always gotta be ugly

by a literal clown November 16, 2020

best-friend-wich

A best-friend-wich is when two best friends get into a threesome together but keep the third party between them to avoid any direct sexual contact.

No Mina and I did not have sex, we did a best-friend-wich with Gary.

by ThatDudeWhoWrites December 5, 2016

Make your best Friend (m) a Cake day

If you have a best friend than give him his well-deserved cake on November 15th!

Make your best Friend (m) a Cake day

by Iwantacake123 November 14, 2020

NA is best

Said by people with Naturally Aspirated cars. Normally said by people with slow cars, and can't beat people in a race.

S15: Wins race.
GT86: Loses race, driver says NA is best.

by 1v1IRL April 27, 2019

Best by bitch

The type of bitch that has a best by date on her forehead similar to a crash course bitch in many aspects a best by bitch is only good for a few days. Typically used for a place to stay, foodstamps, or welfare checks. Best by the 1st of the month.

"what happened bro I thought you were staying with Trish" "nah bro she was a best by bitch, I fucked her and stole her foodstamps"

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 18, 2022

Best friend

A best friend is someone who will drive 4 hours to see you for your birthday. A best friend is someone who will always be there for you. A best friend is someone who will sing all 46 songs with you.

Person 1: hey who's your best friend?
Person 2: oh Jaliyah Miller
Person 1: how is she your best friend?
Person 2: she face times me every night. We always sing Hamilton. We laugh at the stupidest things together.

by jaliyahmillerismybestfriend November 11, 2019