Penisless syndrome

when one man has no penis, it is also classified as a woman. all people are supposed to be born with penises, but none is attached when born.

Jack Black- "Oh that Jacob (from twilight) dude, yeah he has penisless syndrome"

Max Vorheis-"oh... that explains alot..."

by Jackisbeast August 6, 2011

Ugly syndrome

A disease in which you are ugly

Hi I’m k and I suffer from ugly syndrome which causes me to be single and hate my self:)

by lollololololoololol April 7, 2019

Guddurulz Syndrome

The act of spelling every fucking word wrong and being completely oblivious to doing so.

We shud dew a charitee yo..4 da Guddz patents! - Guddurulz Syndrome

by Vampire_k11 December 26, 2009

outfit A syndrome

when a girl puts something on and isnt sure of it which leads to changing outfits multiple to an excessive amount of times, hunting for just the right look or feel, and ends up in the original outfit.

"yeah before my date i totally suffer OAS..."

" sweety your totally suffering from outfit A syndrome!"

"... i know OAS is just part of my personality"

by queen jane February 7, 2009

down’s syndrome

some of the most amazing people on the planet who are actually extremely intelligent (coz sum of y’all clearly aren’t, throwing shade) and hilarious and beautiful and wonderful human beings. take it from me my sister has it. no it’s not a fucking disease, nothing reduces or amplifies it, you can’t catch it (wtf), people with it don’t suffer, and they’re something funny cute and awesome! so for all y’all insulting people by calling them down’s syndrome, a) find a better insult, b) get a fucking life, c) google it before you use it to be mean and d) think about how other people who know people with down’s syndrome actually feel about you using language like that?!

see that girl over there, she has down’s syndrome, look how happy she is. she looks like so much fun

by belladanke November 13, 2018

Colin Syndrome

When an older man becomes convinced younger males are called Colin. Further symptoms are enticing younger adults to sit on their lap.

Doctor (29 years): "I'm afraid you have Colin Syndrome Ken."

Ken (67 years): "That's bad new's, how will i cope colin?"

Doctor: "My names david sir, is there anything else i can do for you?"

Ken: "Could you sit on my Lap?"

by theblob556 August 31, 2010

net syndrome

An addiction to the "Net," or the World Wide Web. Generally noticeable by lack of social skills. Used and coined by www.netsyndrome.net because Spydir Web r0xr0z j00r b0x0rz.

Dude you got the net syndrome.
FUCK YOU I'VE ONLY BE UP FOR 53 HOURS READING ALL THE COOL STUFF SPYDIR WEB HAS TO SAY ON WWW.NETSYNDROME.NET.
He doesn't say anything cool, dude.
...Fuck you.

by Spydir Web July 5, 2004