retard milk

the freshly squeezed essence of a retard's teet

'ey bro get me a glass of retard milk, would ya?

by streetmayonnaise May 1, 2020

Milk

The white liquid that escapes a cows udder and is then bottled for our children’s enjoyment. Some people prefer the the chocolate or strawberry variety, and some Trollops decide they don’t actually like it. Can be pronounced as melk if milk feels uncomfortable. This is socially acceptable.

Tommy stop drinking that milk/melk or you will crap your pants later!

by Kkgingin October 18, 2022

milk chocolate swag

Milk chocolate swag is the LMS 7th grad rap battle champion, birthed by white chocolate and dark chocolate being mixed by a chocolatier who happens to be Rob dyrdek

Dude what? Milk chocolate swag that’s what

by Milk chocolate swag March 15, 2019

cow milk greeting

It’s a greeting in elementary school when you moo to your friends and then the teacher shouts milking time and then you milk the shit out of your bunk buddy.

Yo bro we were doing the cow milk greeting and I got milked the shit out of!

by BigSloppyMcGayBoi May 6, 2018

Butterfly Milk

The force an individual to ejaculate against his will or control by riding his phallus using only lower body motion.

"I can normally control my flow, but she butterfly milked the cum right out of me." - Seth

by ImRealIThink July 23, 2022

Cereal milk

When men finish in Jacob morins belly button , pour in 15 cheerios , hand him a spoon , and spank him till he's finished his cereal milk.

Why's Jacob taking to long to get here? ... Cereal milk.

by Nicnasi February 24, 2022

milk

a thick, creamy liquid found in ur mom's bed when u were 5

u when u were 5: mommy, whats this milk i found in ur bed? it tastes delicious!
ur mum: ...

by _lupical June 5, 2022