A mythical figure, often found lurking near underpasses, abandoned lots, or your high school hangout spot, whose presence is heralded by the communal whisper, "Oh no, it's Crackhead Nick!"
A walking ATM of poor financial decisions, Crackhead Nick possesses the unique superpower of being able to acquire goods (specifically, weed) without the cumbersome burden of payment. He is universally known for never having $5 but constantly being on the hunt for a "fiver of green."
The ultimate low-budget hitman, he is notorious for offering his specialized service: "I'll bottle someone for you for $5." This offer is almost always declined, as most people agree that the resulting legal trouble isn't worth saving $5.
A gravity well of awkwardness and fear, his appearance is a test of courage. You're too afraid to stay, but you're even more afraid of the ensuing chase if you try to run.
A walking ATM of poor financial decisions, Crackhead Nick possesses the unique superpower of being able to acquire goods (specifically, weed) without the cumbersome burden of payment. He is universally known for never having $5 but constantly being on the hunt for a "fiver of green."
The ultimate low-budget hitman, he is notorious for offering his specialized service: "I'll bottle someone for you for $5." This offer is almost always declined, as most people agree that the resulting legal trouble isn't worth saving $5.
A gravity well of awkwardness and fear, his appearance is a test of courage. You're too afraid to stay, but you're even more afraid of the ensuing chase if you try to run.
Dude, we were smoking under the bridge when someone yelled, 'Heads up! Crackhead Nick!' My man tried to buy my last blunt and offered to bottle the meter maid for me. I just stared straight ahead until he left.
by Lemmithy October 29, 2025
Get the Crackhead Nickmug. 1st meaning (Australian): To go somewhere quickly.
2nd meaning (British/Australian): To steal something.
2nd meaning (British/Australian): To steal something.
1:Ill be home late, gotta nick down to the store on my way home.
2:Yeah nah, someone nicked my bloody bike and i had to walk home.
2:Yeah nah, someone nicked my bloody bike and i had to walk home.
by No, your a pseudonym. November 1, 2021
Get the Nickmug. A male name generally given to someone with average looks, average intelligence, and average athlete, but he has an extraordinary creative side.
by Phillip cobra September 16, 2014
Get the Nickmug. by SniperShots1 December 24, 2019
Get the Big Saint Nickmug. by nick2thurl March 17, 2025
Get the Nickmug. A dumbass who wont leave you alone. You would not want to be friends with him. You’ll regret even meeting him.
by Krystial November 12, 2022
Get the Nickmug.