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cougar eggs

The act of preforming oral sex on an older woman that is having her period, but she is older so the eggs are rarer and harder to find.
Bro, you wanna go get some breakfast.

"Nah, I'm still full from them cougar eggs I ate last night"
by Mcribbles May 31, 2022
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Scotch Egg

A delicious (to some people) snack that consists of breadcrumbs around a sausage barrier, and in the centre is a boiled egg.
Person: have you tried a Scotch Egg before?

Other person: I have! It’s very nice!
by Nottellingyoumyname123 June 1, 2022
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Dirty Egg Roll

When a man is getting busy with a woman using soy sauce as lube, and using an egg roll as the member.
I gave her the ol’ dirty egg roll.
by AJ38 December 10, 2021
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suck eggs bitch fuck

When you suck so bad at your public job people gel you to suck eggs bitch fuck
Suck eggs bitch fuck ,
now gimme my goddamn McMuffin!
by Hillfolkinurmomma December 15, 2021
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Egg With oil

One of the rarest sightings in Hawiwa Middle
The Egg With oil is basically bald and rubs oil on it's head
by Shamarucs Cousins April 1, 2022
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Egg-Vibes

A person how is not out as a trans-person, but is show strong sings of being not cis-gender Transgender, Nonbinary, Gender-nonconforming, etc.. This term is similar to, but distinct from "being closeted" for queer/gay people, because it implies that the person might be unaware of it them self.
The actor* who does Philosophy Tube has strong egg-vibes. *actress, Olivia Thorn publicly came out 01/30/2021
by QueerEi2000 April 2, 2022
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Estonian Egg Nog

When you squeem your ejaculate and crack an egg in a cup and chug it to completion, whilst aggressively beating off locking eyes with an Estonian woman.
Hey shorty wanna watch me drank a fat Estonian Egg Nog? I’m feeling frisky… Katwiiiiiii
by LubedUpLarry_xxx April 6, 2022
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