Chris Riordan

a big strong man formally named Christopher, changed his named because it wasn't Manley enough big strong and handsome amazing at sports gets all the girls

Chris riordan is so handsome and strong

by big handsome man February 21, 2025

Chris Brown

To beat a woman.

Alley was drunk and depressed, so he decided to Chris Brown his mother without her even noticing him.

by Whodoievencare December 15, 2022

Chris Newcomer

Someone who likes to take it up the ass by his dog

Im Chris Newcomer and I like puppy to play with my balls

by Randommm1 December 22, 2016

Chris Thompson

A legendary firefighter who’s equal parts hero and gearhead. Known for his fearless work on the fireground and an obsession with American muscle cars. Calves so massive they practically have their own zip code. If there’s a fire to fight or a car to tweak, Chris Thompson is your guy.

You are such a Chris Thompson

by Big stick October 29, 2025

Chris

The one funny light skin in the group

Y’all seen Chris new ig story? It was the geek

by Theoneuglynigga October 19, 2019

chris o

a tall useless nigga, he thinks he funny but he not, nigga pull no female

i wish i had your height chris o, i know im useless

by cgjordan0 September 4, 2023

Mary and Chris

The literal definition of soulmates.

I mean seriously, they’re similar enough that they always have something to talk about, but different enough so that they can learn new things from each other.

They have dumb arguments jokingly, and end up laughing. All they do is tease each other about anything and everything!

Though Mary and Chris get on each other’s nerves, they make each other happy, and that’s enough for them.

Guy 1: Did you see Mary and Chris? They look like a great couple!
Guy 2: Oh really? I just saw them yelling at each other in an empty classroom!
Girl 1: That’s Mary and Chris for you!

Girl 2: One second they’re screaming at each other, the next they’re making out!

by entercreativepseudonymhere January 21, 2021