Can Piggy

A man who is rarely seen without a can of beer in his hand.

No matter what the time of day or occasion.

Plays rugby and will refuse water if brought on at half time and demand a can of beer.

That Sam Johnson, absolute can piggy isn’t he!

by The darb hunter May 16, 2022

The Price Is On The Can

A saying from the last TV show Atlanta referring to Arizona iced tea cans having the 99 cent price on the can.

1.49? But the price is on the can tho.
The price is on the can tho.

by Jimithy johnston May 17, 2022

Canned Ham

A person who you gave a ride to a place and need to get them back home.

I’m ready to leave the party but my canned ham wants to stay. Or I would let him fin for himself but he’s my canned ham.

by Chris Dewayne May 19, 2022

An Escalator Can Never Break

An underrated (and very true) joke by comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005).

An escalator can never break - it can only become stairs.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 23, 2022

Garbage can banger

A man in the closet who is gay and extremely ignorant, lies and thinks his shit smells like roses to everyone around him unless they are exactly like him

Richard across the street is watching you Harry. I think he's trying to shoot you an evil eye, or undressing you in his mind. I'm pretty sure he's a garbage can banger

by Dexter2020 May 26, 2022

slim can built ahh body

somebody who is skinny af and looks like a skinny can that they sell at school w/ the sparkling juice.

James: "Yo, Alejandro slim can built ahh body was tryna talk shit abt me bein fat."
Zoey: "AWWOGA."

by SlugFish June 2, 2022

Canned cow

this word can be used to associate someone who is an idiot or very stupid harmless word only used for joking and banter

stop being a canned cow

by jsjsjahah June 5, 2022