i think i just shit myself hard

when you absolutely blow your pants up

guy 1: yo! i just made that shot from 50 feet away!!

guy 2: i think i just shit myself hard

by some stupid guy September 5, 2023

Hard Worker

Something said to deflect from the obvious weight of a “large and in charge”female; when a girl is neither slim nor very attractive but always makes her presence known.

“Hard workers” might take “look I’m being healthy” pics at the gym from time to time, but they sure do like their post-workout Curry Chips.

See also: “bubbly.”

“I know Maeve from CrossFit is thin and drop dead gorgeous, but her friend Aoife is such a hard worker.”

“*Om nom* Jess is a beautiful and healthy hard worker you fat shaming faggot shitlord *nom nom*”

by hotsummerfun@fauxhegansun October 18, 2022

hard

when a boy gets excited when a girls shoulder is being exposed.

"Why is he getting hard over brittanys shoulder"

by dicksucker69420guccigang March 2, 2019

CUM-GONE-HARD

Cum in ice cube tray let it freeze and wait until she sleeps and place the cum cubes on her eyes and sing 'COME ON TO ME' by Paul McCartney.

Cum-gone-hard

by anonymous February 9, 2024

Die Hard

It is when you want to have sex with a grandma but she fucking forgets how to do it. This will result in her thinking "sex" is hugging your dick.

Jared: I had to die hard with my fucking grandma
Fred: Mt grandma once squeezed my dick so hard that it exploded into little shitty flakes of cum

by coconut gun December 12, 2019

The Harding

Where that nigga shrek resides

Yo that nigga Shrek in the Harding

by Shannon2Clean July 5, 2025

bust a hard right

1. Something you say to your girlfriend/boyfriend when your dumping them.

2. A Derogatory statement synonymous with the term, "miss me with that shit".

Aye I broke up with my girl last night... She started saying some shit but I told her to bust a hard right LMAO.

by 77wade77 April 17, 2020