Josh

A guy named Josh is the dumbest guy you will ever meet. He will toss the best relationship he could ever pull in the trash, for some dumb school program thing that isnt even that advanced. He will break up with you in the shittiest way possible. Over text. Straight up just saying 'we need to break up' without even acknowledging your feelings yet. Not even giving you a say in whether or not you want to. You could write paragraphs of hate towards this boy, and he will just respond with a simple phrase such as: 'I know'. He would rather have 10 vaping, lying side hoes than one real girlfriend. Josh will make you do all the work in the relationship. Never fall in love with Josh.
R: Josh broke up with me for the shitties reason.
Literally everyone: NO, WHAT? JOSH FUMBLED SO BAD !!!!!!
by marvel..x0 November 21, 2023
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josh is the best guy ever, his blonde hair will make you melt
i love josh
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Has a bigger penis than davontae, and izzy.
"Josh penis is humongous"
by shawntaveas the 3rd May 06, 2022
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the sexiest man alive. loves to compliment his girlfriend. will do anything in his power just to make u happy. the funniest/sarcastic kid ever. does the best English accent ever. the best looking boy in his whole friend group. hates being called joshie poo,so don’t call him that.
girl:woah who is that
boy:that’s homie josh
girl:sheeshhhhh
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Josh’s aren’t very rare, if you come across one keep them, unless they treat u like shit, they are loving, funny, VERY handsome, and are a little bit abusive but in the kindest way possible. Josh is my best friend and i love him.
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Josh is bi and won't just cheat on you with your bff but also you gbf.
did you hear that Josh kid broke up with his girlfriend, ya i heard he's with her gbf now.
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