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david ramos

An amazing friend who is like a brother and should be protected
Me: Hi david Ramos how is u todays
David: aw thanks bestie
by Sebagrell is OTP February 17, 2019
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David Chung

Dave Chung, or more commonly known as "Big Chungus" or "Dave Chungus" is a DANGEROUS species. They often originate from South Korea, although North Korea is also a well-known origination location. They were originally discovered by Charles Darwin in 1789, and although not able to speak English at first, their first ever recorded words (in 1964) are said to be "bit too", and "yeah REALLY good" decoded by the Korean lingust Il-Sung-Po. They are a loving yet aggressive organism and sometimes can even break windows (if they too passionately support a football team). Most Davids support Man United and have a passionate hatred for all other teams. They also get drunk very easily after consuming one-eighth of a mexican 1968 ice-cold corona.
"Steer clear of David Chung, Rashford just scored a penalty!!!!"
"David Chung, you're not actually injured! Oh BIT TOO, I've done my knee"
"Hey have you seen David this weekend? I think he's in bed mate"
"Have you done something with your hair Dave?"
by gloryglory1878 March 7, 2019
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Davide

Davide is a funny and handsome guy with a mustache. He's an amazing friend and he'll always try his best to cheer you up and make you smile if you've got a bad day. He's creative... Well maybe kinda weird and crazy as well but he's got the best ideas! You can always count on him because he'll put his friends even before his own health. (STOP DOING THAT DAVIDE) Whatever, he's more of a spontaneous type of guy and he never wins a bet so sometimes he ends up looking like a clown, a wet clown... Well let's skip those details... Davide is actually just adorable because you can trust him with everything and he's really honest and loyal... A true buddy but he doesn't sleep... Like never... He's probably a zombie... A cute and lovely one tho :)

Treat your Davide well, he deserves it.
by Goodsoup69 November 21, 2021
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David Caballero

A fine gentleman, who will ask you how your day was and love you from sunrise to sunset. May potentially be a smoochie.
Beautiful girl: man I love David Caballero he's so nice and cute.
by ballsballsbootyballs September 21, 2022
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David

A guy with hella mommy issues. Asks you to call him kitten and wants to be breast fed.
Bro loves his mom so much, he looks like a David!
by furryxox April 29, 2024
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David

A guy that believes he is muscular. He walks wide with his arms so it looks like he is carrying a TV
Hey man! U see that guy?! He thinks he is hunk af.

Hell yeah what a pussy. He is such a david.
by wanker321 October 9, 2017
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big lip david

A weird boy that took a pic on snapchat with a filter
by Radgirl02 December 9, 2016
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