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Cardinal Stritch University

Unknown.
Consists of students that would rather be anywhere else
Did you hear about the parties at Cardinal Stritch University last weekend?
- No
by NARPS April 22, 2022
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Cardinal Stritch University

Unknown. Anyone that goes here wishes to be somewhere else.
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Universal ally

Everyone's best friend.
While it was true that Jesse couldn't find a better friend than Nadia, it was also true that neither could Jesse's worst enemy. If Nadia was also an ally of Jesse's worst enemy, then Nadia was playing both of their sides plus everybody else's she collaborated with, not that she couldn't collaborate with who she liked to collaborate with. Usually though, a friend of your enemy is not your friend, even if a universal ally is what they seem to be.
by The Original Agahnim December 31, 2021
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Cumbia University

A nickname for Columbia University given to it by students angry about the Kafkaesque bureaucracy, endless student worker strikes, administrative dysfunction, and general poor quality of education there.
Julian: Hey, how are you enjoying your freshman year at Columbia?
James: You mean Cumbia? Cumbia University is shit
by Qwerty12354234 January 14, 2022
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Universal Reversal

The act of shitting in the tank of the toilet while partner gives head to person shitting in the tank, whilst said partner is shitting into the toilet facing the tank.
"Bro, we got so fucked up we did a universal reversal in her mom's guest bathroom.. it was a shit fest"
by Frank Heezler January 14, 2022
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ANGST UNIVERSE

ANGST UNIVERSE is an online ROBLOX roleplay saga mainly played by a group of four people.
The main storyline follows a group of teenagers moving past their sad backstories, gaining immortality, dying, hooking up and of course, angst.
Besides the main group of characters, there are many side characters that also shine.

There are also many alternate universes where people have different backstories and personalities but are mainly still the same.

DO NOT LET CHILDREN WATCH THIS!(although it isn't possible to as of now) ANGST UNIVERSE HAS THE FOLLOWING THEMES:
SEX(BOTH CONSENTUAL AND NOT)
TORTURE.
MENTAL HEALTH.
DEATH.
SUICIDE.
GRIEF.
SUPERNATURAL MURDER.
CROSSOVERS.
And more...
Person 1: Hey, have you watched ANGST UNIVERSE?
Person 2: Yes, I feel so bad for everyone tho-
by IdontknowwhatgenderIamlol September 14, 2022
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Marywood University

A private catholic school in the lovely hood of Scranton, PA. Where rich white kids and extremely smart nerds come to fuck shit up and get plastered out of their minds. The students that go here and proud to be anywhere but their neighboring schools Lackawanna college and the university of Scranton because they know they are richer and smarter then they will ever be.
Kid 1: “ayo did you bang that dime piece from Marywood university?”

Kid 2: “nah but they’re all over I’m sure I’ll find another that’s rich and addicted to white claws”
by JesusLovingAlcoholic September 17, 2022
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