Jake

Short

Did you see how short Jake is? Looks like an Oompa Loompa that one

by Edgelord69420 January 18, 2022

jake faghan

A Fatass kid that no one likes

Jake faghan

by Psdkcgc August 4, 2017

Jake

Jake is probably the worst person to walk the planet. Jake is the most stupidest person you could ever meet. If you meet a Jake, avoid him. Jake is always the kind of guy who will instantly hate you. He will find a way to pick on you, no matter what. He is just a jerk. Nobody likes him. If you regretfully befriend a Jake, make sure to instantly stay away from him. Jake is a really bad person who deserves nothing good that happens to him. Jake is one of the most ugliest people to ever be seen.

This is what a Jake is truly like, no matter what people say.

A: Who is that stupid kid?
B: Oh, that is Jake, he is a bad person.

by DerpGod January 16, 2022

Jake

Jake is a queer boy get rekt

Hey where'd Jake go?

by notjake123 February 25, 2019

Jake my everything and my baby

Jake is the best person you will ever meet your life could be at rock bottom and you could be ready to end it all but as soon as a jake walks into your life he won’t leave you or hurt you, He will actually be the best person in your life. A jake is the type of person who hates themself more than ANYBODY in the world but nobody understands why they hate themself because they are so incredibly sweet(when they want to be), loving, amazing , I will admit a bit clingy but watch out don’t piss a jake off unless you want to get bit!

A:"Who is that HOTTY over there?"

B:"That's Jake!"

kind truthful hot cute Jake my everything and my baby

by Kristen Fisher April 25, 2019

Jake

Complete and utter wet cabbage

Oooooooo, that cabbage is all wet, must be a jake

by XjmsdearnleyyX January 24, 2020

Jaked

(Jake-ed)
Jacket + Naked
Not wearing a jacket and feeling somewhat naked without it.

I gave my girlfriend my jacket, but I felt jaked without it.

by CrayZonder May 19, 2017