Egg

The cries of baby chicks, screaming for life again, wanting but never receiving. Doomed to eternal suffering.. Until the end of their painful existence when they are eaten by snobby humans. They will never be fre

”I REALLY want an egg, I will FUCKING KILL for an egg right about now”

by Penguin Giraffe December 4, 2020

Egg Girl

A girl who's name starts with A, who also puked in class because she ate a dozen eggs for breakfast.

Egg Girl ate a dozen eggs for breakfast and puked in class.

by wearethicc June 9, 2018

gooch egg

A turd.

I laid a couple gooch eggs this morning.

by Durdentyler69 October 22, 2015

Egg🗿Egg

Egg🗿Egg

Do you have a Egg🗿Egg?

by Random_Words_🗿 January 16, 2024

armadillo eggs

Grilled jalapenos stuffed with cream cheese and cheddar, wrapped in bacon or sausage to resemble an egg. There are no actual eggs involved.

I am not quite done yet eating these armadillo eggs.

by Don Gington April 12, 2022

Splitting an Egg

When you’re so obsessed about splitting costs equally that you would even insist on getting half of an egg.

Person 1: You owe me 20p from that coffee the other day
Person 2: Mate. You’re splitting an egg right now.

by EggSplitter2007 November 27, 2021

Ham and egg shift

On back shift or running late for work. Giving time to have a big bacon and egg breakfast.

Ohh here's fat bob, late again. He's on the ham and egg shift today.

by Brutesev August 19, 2023